Decoding the Current Mantrum
T1tty baby is having big feelies...
This is excellent!
OKAY. Let an old feminist, activist, DE-CODE the PATRIARCHAL, PSYCHOTIC EVENT:
the rumpT is HAVING A MANTRUM BECAUSE NO ONE CAME TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY.
the rumpT is HAVING A MANTRUM BECAUSE the Army didn't look "mean and scary."
the rumpT is HAVING A MANTRUM BECAUSE he is old, ugly, wears a diaper, a catheter, and two foot drop lower leg braces.
the rumpT is HAVING A MANTRUM BECAUSE his russian operative honey trap sat next to him and smirked while he pouted on his birthday, for the world to see.
the rumpT is HAVING A MANTRUM BECAUSE both puuutine and netanYUCKhoo are OPENLY MOCKING rumpT's illusion of power.
the rumpT is HAVING A MANTRUM BECAUSE Zalinsk
i is hot as shit even covered in sweat.
the rumpT is HAVING A MANTRUM BECAUSE Macron is super handsome.
the rumpT is HAVING A MANTRUM BECAUSE G7 eye rolled and ignored him.
the rumpT is HAVING A MANTRUM BECAUSE because the world enjoyed him tripping up the stairs.
the rumpT is HAVING A MANTRUM BECAUSE he knows he is NOT getting his grifted plane.
Get it yet?
He is a t1tty baby.